Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes (Semen cooking)

What a Wonderful book! Received today, had my friend stop down and harvested from him enough to make a couple beautiful drinks "Almost White Russian". He is younger and with my help, extracted enough Semen to make a few drinks. Wow, they were wonderful. Not only a great tasting drink, but a source of protein. It was fun getting the last ingredient that was needed for the drinks. Not everone can give a 1/2 oz. of semen, but to get enough for two drinks is remarkable I am looking forward to making a dinner this evening for this book. I just hope I can harvest enough semen that is required. . Sometimes you have borrow from a friend or neighbor. Great Book.

My girlfriend and I just love this cookbook. She takes care of the actual cooking part and I am responsible for gathering the ingredients. We were delighted to find the ethnic food sections and are exploring the Asian cuisine this week. I gotta tell you though the Cream of Sumyoungguy is not for the faint of heart. It called for 1/2 cup of the err, special sauce. She said it was divine but honestly, I was just too tired to eat.UPDATE: So it's been several months and I need to update my review. Because the book doesn't have any specific disclaimers I think it's important that readers be warned of potential issues... The first "issue" I experienced was Forearm Imbalance. My co-workers started noticing that my right forearm was considerably more defined and at least 3/4" larger than my left forearm. It's not like Popeye big but it's still pretty embarrassing. I tried some, shall we say, "load balancing" by switching arms for the collection process but my I find my left arm is just inattentive, always in a hurry and not tuned into my needs. Inevitably, I have to switch back to the right arm to get the job done.The second "issue" is I have recently been diagnosed with Low T. Now, I'm not gonna come right out and say this book as caused my condition but darn it, if there were health risks with gathering ingredients for this book there needs to be a warning label. I mean, even my aspirin bottle says "Do not exceed xx number of pills per day." Can you -overcook- with this cookbook? We need to demand answers. I was extremely close to investing in a food truck and taking some of these dishes (and a few I came up with) to work sites and carnivals all over my state. I had already lined up several work-from-home employees to supplement my ingredient supply line. I just can't in good conscience ask these young men to work 6, 7, 8 hours per day if there is even the slightest chance of adverse effects.So the bottom line is this: Use this book with caution. Use your head(s). Moderation in all things.

Courageous, well-written, concise and straightforward instructions for discerning human consumers. Bravo for your depth of research and clear descriptions of this delicious topic 👍

Very delicious! I honestly love using semen in cooking, especially in deserts or for breakfast! It adds a delicious and nutritious kick that anyone can enjoy!

I would buy this time and time again because...dirty santa. It steals the show, even amongst dildos and c*ck rings. I must admit I read this before wrapping it up and gifting it. Somehow everyone wants it but no one wants to take it home. Hmm?

This book isn’t worth 22 bucks. More like 12 bucks. If I didn’t need it so bad for a birthday prank I’m plotting, I’d return it. It’s small and thin and flimsy. But at least it has pictures, and they’re in color. And the pages are glossy as well. I’m just bitter I paid that much for this. I should have read dimensions. But I wrongly assumed that for the price, it would be…just more.

While i cannot say that i have ever made a recipe from this cookbook, i can say that on Christmas last year we all got a good laugh! We do a white elephant gift exchange and was hoping my uncle would receive this (he has a sick sense of humor). Instead my beloved grandmother got this and was so embarrassed to read the title! the book was passed around for hours with many laughs following with it.

I have shared the book with a friend at work and we are both picking out recopies to try and home and report back on the success. The book was printed on demand and shipped the same day, excellent service.The book is written in a professional manner and is not brash, despite the subject matter. Was glad there was a wide variety of recipes; drinks, appetizers, soups, sauces, entrees and desserts. But this book will get the creative juices flowing to creating my own recipes. Excellent read, and could make a great gift.